Jack Watkingooner

The act of accidentally jerking your meat with cement and your hand gets hardened to your dick.

My brother put cement in my bottle of lube and I did a Jack Watkingooner.

by George Corn October 19, 2025

Pulling a Jack Twist

Unofficial term for that special moment in yaoi fanfiction when the uke is magically able to take everything the seme gives 'em, no lube required. Inspired by the movie Brokeback Mountain.

"Hey did you read that hot new Gerita fanfiction that came out?"
"Yeah dude! Italy totally was pulling a jack twist in that one!"

by MotherPrussia September 20, 2013

jack my main squeeze

jackson is a cool kid and he likes to send memes especially about the holocaust he is a terrorist and is apart of the mafia and likes to rape young children.

hey look it's jack my main squeeze the terrorist

by jsbshhahaha bahah June 28, 2019

Capitan Jack

Yes, it's CAPITAN Jack Sparrow you fools! One of the nine pirate lords in the Brethren Court, the Pirate Lords of the Seven Seas. Not only is he the sexiest pirate around, but he's he rightful Capitan of the Black Pearl. Always on the hunt for rum and that pirate booty.

"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Capitan Jack Sparrow."

"The seas may be rough, but I am the Capitan! No matter how difficult, I will always prevail."

by Jay42 October 12, 2017

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

to knife-jack

( named after Jack the Ripper : to take hostage, kidnap, threaten, rape, or sodomize someone at knife point

Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation to get them into his hostel room before killing them.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2013

jacked up on butter

A term used when you eat so much mother fuckin better that you preform a persevere that involves ripping the butter sticks out of your asshole than deepthroughting them until you choke and die

Yo that fag just got jacked up on butter!

by Ppinme69 March 19, 2015