quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

(Verb) When a man is having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is laying down on her stomach (the "lazy dog") and his penis slips out and pokes her in the anus (the "brown fox"), either accidentally or intentionally.

Last night in bed with Trisha, my quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog and she made me sleep on the couch (or) Last night, Steve's quick brown fox jumped over my lazy dog, so I kicked him out of bed.

by farkette2000 November 27, 2013

boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage

Chocolate milk that comes in a box

I grabbed a box of boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage from the school cafeteria.

by Bobert Boberto December 29, 2017

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

it is a stupid example of pointless typing practice
as useful as typing "computer" a thousand times over
no matter how many times you practice, you'll never type "z" very efficiently
so give it up

try typing things that matter
... please don't fire me big boss man
... I'm sorry I lit your house on fire
... electrostatic shock is a serious concern for hackers the world over

by enlightened hippie breeder May 24, 2005

Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother

You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

by GoodlukXIII March 6, 2010

Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother

Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

by BigBoiBurney February 17, 2010

italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.

Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.

by CIAButNot May 14, 2023

Brown ring of death

The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.

oh my God what the fuck dude you left a brown ring of death on my grandmother’s chair

by Seresan July 12, 2024