sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws

Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow

by raybeez May 29, 2022

Bubble of Life

Ejaculating into somebodies nasal cavity and they proceed to blow a snot (sperm) bubble with it.

Wow, Mary did the Bubble of Life with Angus last night.

by Stovejot December 13, 2021

FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 05, 2022

wtf-ing my way through life

Saying WTF to every slight inconvenience/ situation that happens to you

FRIEND1: Your girl out cheatin!
FRIEND2: WTF!

FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!

FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *

FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life

by ggnoree November 02, 2021

Life, universe, EVERYTHING!

42

"Dumb idiot: whats the meaning of life, universe and everything?"
"Smart dude: BEFORE, You ask what the meaning of life is Try get one!"
"Smart dude: Doe if You really want to know then... the meaning of life, universe, EVERYTHING! is... *sigh* 42..."

by Sumsargreböl May 04, 2017

Life Flows

The flow of life, what happens in a day happens and that can’t be changed. The flow of life is what keeps everyone going and when things look difficult, life will flow and find its way.

Person 1 “I have had a terrible day”
Person 2 “Life Flows tomorrow will be different”

by Chester_bag May 31, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025