John Michael

A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)

John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.

by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025

John Stricklen

Need for excessive admiration. The narcissist isn’t satisfied with a compliment or pat on the back when others offer them as a part of natural conversation. They demand that others admire their appearance, accomplishments, skills, or existence. The admiration of others is what feeds the narcissist.

Boasting is second nature to narcissists, and compliments are typically recounted innumerable times to others as proof of their superiority.

John Stricklen - “Isn’t it amazing how the color of this shirt sets off my eyes?”

by StevenBills August 21, 2024

John Wicked

A perfect kill

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from a stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!

by HRTMNDR January 10, 2022

John deacon

John deacon is the grooovvvvyyyy qute shy bassist of queen.He makeso me cream my pants every time he jumps around on stage

Idiot:who is that clown jumping on stage while the singer shows off his chest hair
Me:IT'S JOHN DEACON, YOU PRICK!

by Rrrooollzzx December 18, 2018

john

john murder that girl mooo

( search ) “ mooo “

Timmy “ John, what did you get up to this weekend? Damn did you see what happened to that girl on the news? wait weren’t you dating a girl from wicker park? oh shit! That was the girl you were dating wasn’t it

John “ mooo! “

by frontlines April 26, 2025

Stuttering John

A difficult, short, drunken man; whose claim to fame is being featured on the Uncle Rico podcast.

"A little hobbit is outside yelling at the neighbor's house... it's Stuttering John."

by TheAstrocreeper☆ December 28, 2024

John Aldrete

A man of high stature and a prominent member of the rap game. (Huncho John, Quavo) He kills foo foo ass lame niggaz and listens to DurgaFlowz on repeat. He is also homeless but rich as fuck at the same time. He drinks pool water and kisses tons of hot girls.

Wow! John Aldrete is gettin it in with those thottys over there!

by jhnaldrte June 15, 2018