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John Quinn

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I really hope that John Quinn doesn't clean me out tonight. 🥴🥴

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Pulling a John

A guy who gets daily wet dreams of fucking a humanoid horses from My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash), and maybe with a threesome of Rainbow Dash AND Sunset Glimmer! He loves specifying little details of fucking her, and uses GbayIsCyclone’s adlib against him. (Adlib: That’s How It Works, Yo!)
John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred

GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.

John: That’s how it works, yo!

GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
by GbayIsCyclone September 2, 2022
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John

his last name is fucking longer than both his first and middle name combined
"hey have you met john pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisdeitysmurglewithermith?"
"what is that fucking last name"
by superbigmaster June 21, 2023
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otaku john

he is a sexy weeb and he can pull all the waifus. coolest kid in school and badass. makes me want wet my pants everyday when i see him
he is the most hottest weeb in school ahhh otaku john
by john245boss March 1, 2019
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John

A simp with homosexual tendencies who likes girls who look like korean soft boys.
by Mt retr0 November 22, 2021
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john engeldew

omg why is there so much hair john engeldew must of been here
by rengaed August 9, 2020
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"Dude , John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is literal god"
by Major Malard June 16, 2022
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