Double dutch

To bamboozle, deceive, bait and switch.
Sometimes with the help of multiple parties but not necessarily.

"Dude, I just got double dutched by my dogs. One of them distracted me while the other stole my sandwhich!"

by Jtrees November 26, 2018

double-doing

To double do someone is when you are currently doing two boys

Omg Jessica! You're totally double-doing James and Eli!!

by hotguy69101 November 9, 2021

Double H

Double h means high and horny

Cant talk rn im double h!

duuude im sooo double h rn.

by Driedelisgay April 3, 2023

Double barreled asshole

A man that usually brings his nice friend into a fight

Guy 1: Hey fuckface

Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole

by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022

double double the hook up

One your ex man is with another bitch

"Double double the hook up"

*picture with another bitch*

by sweggieswegger January 23, 2017

Double Humblebrag

A brag disguised as humility about being humble — usually to flex even harder without looking like you're trying.

It’s not just “I’m so blessed.” It’s “I don’t even try, I just keep succeeding... I feel kinda bad about it.”

The “double humblebrag” is the 4D chess of social flexing:
You're humble about being humble about a brag — but it’s all still a brag.

1. “Ugh, I wasn’t even prepared for the interview... but I guess being too natural just works sometimes.”
→ Double humblebrag detected.

2. “I used to care about being the best, but I’ve grown. Now I just let the universe make things easy for me.”
→ That’s a spiritually enlightened flex. Classic double humblebrag.

by Db1234ppp July 1, 2025

Double Seating

When one person sits on the toilet (usually a man) and takes a shit, while at the same time a man or woman sits on their lap and shits through their legs.

“There’s only one toilet, we’ll have to start double seating”

by Gram gram June 3, 2019