Fart munger

One who will calmly disperse silent but deadly farts anywhere they please, and just stand in it to watch everyones reaction.

Noah let out a silent but deadly fart in the pio
Pilot's cockpit on the airplane to ohio. Standing there to let it munger and to watch everyones reaction Making him a fart munger.

by Bbqbill82 May 25, 2025

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Fart Weirder

A insult used when one is cornered and has absolutely nowhere else to turn. Often compared to black magic, due to its negative affects on both the victim and the wielder. These affects can range from entirely unnoticeable and harmless to catastrophic and world changing. It is commonly believed among historians that Adolf Hitler was conceived after a nearby doctor muttered the words at a fellow peer. Banned in most European/Middle Eastern countries.

Wielder: Hey, fuck you buddy. You're a fart weirder.
*The Sun advances 5 billion years in age and expansion*
*Victim suffers a stroke and dies painfully*
*Wielder is erased from this timeline and a vending machine replaces him in everyone's memories*

by Jome Son of Nazketh October 20, 2019

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fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

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fart sniff

when a guy eats a food that smells like shit

-that weird guy who sniffs the toilet after a hot shit

Big G sniffed the biggest fart after a poop. he is a fart sniffer

by Big G69 February 18, 2020

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what the fart

"What the fart" is a humorous and clean version of "what the hell" or "what the fuck". It also links with the phrase "fart you". The slang is most often used by individuals ages 12-17 and can be used in any circumstance, particularly when something surprising occurs.

Bro, did you see that?
What the fart just happened..

by anonymous4651 April 16, 2023

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