John

A big dude with a monstrous cock that's 12 inch.

A guy: how big is yours?
John:12inch

by 13inch. i beat u 12 inch October 20, 2022

John

A John is a person full of passion, love and understanding. It will always focus on your best interests and will always make sure to help you when in need.

Thank god John is here, my life would be very different without John!

by Exio June 1, 2024

John long middle school

Worst middle school in chapel. Girls get dress coded for having there stomach,shoulders, or backs show and emo bitches be wearing stripper boots, dog collars, piercings all in they face and don’t get spoken too. School is full of liberal ass kids and fake bitches. Every guy there has abused or raped there girl.

U go to John long Middle school?Yeah it’s the worst school ever I was raped by my ex.

by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021

John

Definition 1: A generic noun

Definition 2: Replacement for "God"

Definition 3: Euphemism for sex

Definition 1: Bro, I just aced that John (John replacing "Test)

Definition 2: On John

Definition 3: Wanna John later tonight?

by ImaBigNerd December 3, 2024

John smith yuh

John smith is the best American, he makes his Wife stay in the kitchen and he has a farm. He hates you if you’re not American and he loves trump.

John smith yuh is awesome.

by spidermanyuh March 7, 2022

John Rhyven

This guy is super handsome and also clever.....-Android441

John Rhyven is Handsome and thats not a lie.

by Hunoid January 25, 2022

John-Tae

Born to make money with little to no love and lots of loyalty and a mass amount of aggression.

The realest person to know is, John-Tae

by Stinga9x November 22, 2021