A being from the Animalia kingdom that comes in many shapes and sizes. Some are Persian cats, and some crawl up from the depths of hell. Many are sassy and typically can live for a long time if in the right environment. If you find a demon cat on the side of the road DO NOT TOUCH OR APPROACH SAID BEING. Many cats meow in a way similar to babies to make humans more likely to give them what they want. Humans have evolved to love cats and can not resist even the demonic ones.
Person 1: Would you like to get a cat from the shelter?
Person 2: No I want all the cats in the shelter.
Person 2: No I want all the cats in the shelter.
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For a persons mind to be filled with quotes and images from the 2019 film musical 'Cats'. Typically an unwanted ailment.
by Gh0stfac3-tay July 22, 2023
Get the Riddled with Cats mug.A dumb but cute and sweet beastie. They share one brain cell among the lot of them, but lacking brain power causes them to exude big bursts of chaotic energy in random spurts, often referred to as ginger zoomies.
Lurking under the table with wide eyes, the ginger cat randomly lets out a “ROOOOW,” and sprints across the room knocking shit over. The feline then darts across the room in the other direction, then halts. This beastie looks puzzled, ears pointed backwards, head tilted to the side .
“Jesus,” says Fred, “fucking orange cats.”
“Jesus,” says Fred, “fucking orange cats.”
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Get the Cat-and-bounce stairs mug.The owner of your house, the destroyer of your laptop, and the curtain annihilator.
The cat is the ultimate weapon of your household. They will eat the dangerous goldfish, fight off lasers, makes sure you spend your money wisely (on cat toys and food) and will scare off you night-intruders with their scary glowing eyes.
The cat is the ultimate weapon of your household. They will eat the dangerous goldfish, fight off lasers, makes sure you spend your money wisely (on cat toys and food) and will scare off you night-intruders with their scary glowing eyes.
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