John

John is WHITE. not only does he drink pumpkin spice lattes he also plays football. sometimes he can be funny but is still really white and weird. he is also a VERY DRY texter

random guy: hey John

John:ok cool

by jackesgossipgirl August 23, 2020

The John Cena

The John Cena is when a girl is riding you, and you start to cum. She doesn't know as you are yelling as loud as you can "U can't c me"

I was fucking this shawty last night , she rode my dick like a wave pool. Sh started to orgasm just as I was cumming in her that. I gave her the John Cena and started yelling "U can't C me"

by Dutch Bologna August 17, 2018

john clarkson

A cuntish pedophile!

What a John clarkson

by 199312355678910 January 13, 2018

John af

On my best behaviour.

I've been John af today. Woke up at 5am. Did a five mile run... and consumed a balanced intake of physical and spiritual nourishment.

by chillydayswarmnights June 3, 2024

Sir`John

he is a nice person that has really good hair and a nice smile and is most likely lightskin.

#ah that's sir`john, he's so cool

by nyathegoat March 5, 2020

John Wicked

To cut somebody out of your life, as in ‘excommunicado’ in the John Wick movie series.

You cut that guy you were dating off, John Wicked him.

by anonymous August 5, 2024

John

He is the definition of toxic masculinity

Sorry if your uncles name is John

John is a nice guy with a bad past, John needs to form some self love 🐶 😇😇😇

by Lightswitch1200 November 2, 2021