cheese

a way of describing something

“my brother just fell down the stairs”
“cheese”

by CHEES3y February 16, 2020

Cheese

Cheese is a dairy product produced in wide ranges of flavors, textures and forms by coagulation of the milk protein casein. It comprises proteins and fat from milk, usually the milk of cows, buffalo, goats, or sheep..

Pizza delivery guy: I have your cheese pizza and your 3 apple juices here.
John: Thanks.
Pizza delivery guy: No problem.
John: Oh i had 4-...
Pizza delivery guy: Runs away.

by The. one. bottle. of. lotion. February 1, 2022

Cheese-Wad

A Cheese-Wad is slang for a ball of musty dick cheese that covers your balls, its very nasty and really musty

"Yo dude, that chick pulled my pants off and she saw my Cheese-Wad

by MungFobe October 29, 2025

Cheese farmers of America

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA

As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese.

by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025

Grilled Cheese

When a man with an unwashed penis (dick cheese) has sex with a woman with a yeast infection (the bread).

Guy 1: Did you hear Josh and Becky had a hookup?
Guy 2: Gross. Sounds like an all-around Grilled Cheese.

by PsychoPiper October 15, 2020

Cheese Stick

Nasty as fuck, stop eating this shit

-Haania

This is cheese stick

by Cheesestickhater January 28, 2022

Cheese

The most delicious substance ever created. Can also be used as glue if it hardens. Easily attracts rats if you want a side for your meal.

Can I have some cheese?

by Joemamalol January 20, 2023