John Ozminkowski

A vapid African American hoe that likes a Jessica Smith and celebreatss quanza even tho he’s white.

Wow you celebrate quanza even tho you are white with Jessica smith? You are such a John Ozminkowski.

by Gay African November 11, 2017

John Leslie

The kid but not really.

John Leslie let the dogs out.

by runningman124 October 14, 2011

John In Tennessee

When that shit is fuckin trash and you should get off the air ways.

Bobby: Did you hear that garbage on the radio
Brandon: Yea, that was John In Tennessee worthy.

by anonymous November 16, 2021

Steamie Johns

The absolute worst of anything.

Eric "Dude, where in trouble."

Dan "Steamie Johns... steamie johns."

by deeplmao September 13, 2018

John Henry

When someone punches or pounds an erect penis straight down like driving steel into railroad ties.

She got me going but then gave me the John Henry to seal the deal.

by Dkankel June 26, 2022

John Richard Henry

They are rather lightskin or a brown color. Very large penis with a length of usually 8-10 inches they love women and loves talking about people they hate. There laughs are very attractive

Look at John Richard Henry, he’s so hot

by Fior Mell April 18, 2019

John Danger

Best YouTube man on the planet, go sub or Ill choke you with deez nuts.

"John dangers so cool!"
"Right? He's so funny"

by Chaos bb November 24, 2021