F. O. R. D.
Femdom
Officers
Ramming
Dildos
When a sexy uniformed policewoman wear a strap-on and ass fucks a dude. Usually because that guy said fuck you the her.
Femdom
Officers
Ramming
Dildos
When a sexy uniformed policewoman wear a strap-on and ass fucks a dude. Usually because that guy said fuck you the her.
Female police officer: bend over and pull your pants down. I've got to prove a point.
Male: why. And that's not happening
Female police officer: remember telling me fuck you. Exactly now I'm fucking your brains out with my strap-on.NOW
Male: stop it's to deep.
Female police officer: that's just the tip.8 more inches I'm banging you out balls deep. exactly should have not said fuck you Tiffany now look I'm not sorry but you're my lil strap-on bitch. Repeat officer Tiffany give me your fucking dick.hoe!
Male: harder Tiffany give me your dick officer Tiffany.
Female police officer: I am you femdom officer(s) ramming my dildo into your ass
F. O. R. D
Male: why. And that's not happening
Female police officer: remember telling me fuck you. Exactly now I'm fucking your brains out with my strap-on.NOW
Male: stop it's to deep.
Female police officer: that's just the tip.8 more inches I'm banging you out balls deep. exactly should have not said fuck you Tiffany now look I'm not sorry but you're my lil strap-on bitch. Repeat officer Tiffany give me your fucking dick.hoe!
Male: harder Tiffany give me your dick officer Tiffany.
Female police officer: I am you femdom officer(s) ramming my dildo into your ass
F. O. R. D
by DDGSOCCERNICOLE July 11, 2025

When you don’t know how to suck dick so you just grab the dick and start hitting yourself in the face with it instead.
When the dick isn’t hard so you 4:15 it.
When the dick isn’t hard so you 4:15 it.
Bro she was giving me the worst head ever so I 4:15’d her.
I was sucking his soft dick and it wouldn’t get hard so I had no choice but to 4:15 it.
I was sucking his soft dick and it wouldn’t get hard so I had no choice but to 4:15 it.
by FaeRaegen love July 17, 2021

1: The tone D lifted by a half tone, also refered to as "diss"
2: "diss", a word for disrespect. Refers to definitions one .
2: "diss", a word for disrespect. Refers to definitions one .
by Darth_nerder April 23, 2018

When you, your wife/gf, and your friend go driving anywhere on I-70 (Eisenhower funded it). Your friend drives and you and your wife/gf fuck, but you cannot bust until you reach Abilene, Kansas.
Mandy and Jack Started Down I-70 at Maryland and wanted to do the Dwight D. Eisenhower the whole way there.
by Lowvaughm March 10, 2025

The description of my god-awful Spotify playlist about how much I love the Scene Kid au for danganronpa and specifically the komahina ship for it. It IS an acronym, as the name of the playlist suggests; (*trying to figure out those acronyms*). it stands for "Scene Kid Alternative Universe Danganronpa!!! Oh My God!!! I (F)ing Love Danganronpa So Much!!! And The Scene Kid Alternative Universe!?!? And Especially When People Make It Scene Kid Alternative Universe Koma(eda)Hina(ta)?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Yes! Definitely!! Absolutely!!! (For more context, Danganronpa is a video game and KomaHina/HinaKoma is a very popular ship from the second game. The Scene Kid au just makes all the characters look really emo)
person 1: hey i found a cool image
person 2: send
person 1: *sends image and its of the scene kid danganronpa au with komahina ship*
person 2: skaudr!!! omg!!! ifldrsm!!! atskau!?!? aewpmitskaukh?!?!?!?!?!?!?! y! d!! a!!!
person 1: w h a t .
person 2: send
person 1: *sends image and its of the scene kid danganronpa au with komahina ship*
person 2: skaudr!!! omg!!! ifldrsm!!! atskau!?!? aewpmitskaukh?!?!?!?!?!?!?! y! d!! a!!!
person 1: w h a t .
by cyrius.0 October 30, 2022

When you’re mate runs away from your squad in fortnite and gets obnoxiously and brutally annihilated then has the audacity to complain that there squad are bad teammates for leaving them.
The crappy fortnite player: WHY TF DID YOU LEAVE ALONE TO DIE THERE FFS!?
Logical, good fortnite player: Mate, you were the one that McClarence-d.
Logical, good fortnite player: Mate, you were the one that McClarence-d.
by YABOI18 February 15, 2018

I dont recommend! It fucking thunder and lightning when we went and it completely broke up our fucking friend group!!! You walk for 6 hours both days then the next day go to fucking school it’s pathetic! All this just for a good job? WALKING GOT FUCKING NOTHING TO DO WITH GETTING A GOOD FUCKING JOB!!!! And ive only had the practice not even the real thing
D of e!: FUCK NO
by Anonymousflipflop May 16, 2022
