Gamer One Night Stand

When you’re playing online with randoms all night, and you part ways at 5am to never see or speak to them again.

Me: “Damn bro, I had a badass gamer one night stand last night!”
Friend: “What was his name?”
Me: “Who cares? He sure could handle a BR tho.”

by Pkan July 11, 2020

imma have it one day

Excerpt from a Playboi Carti's song "One Day" commonly used by men who witness an act of love between to individuals in a relationship, while they themselves are not in a relationship. The sight reinvigorates that sense of loneliness that they had briefly forgotten about. While this produces a sad mood in most, it can motivate other men to strive for greater achievements through their own self-improvement.

Yesterday, I saw this couple and they were practically inseparable. I told myself that imma have it one day, but lately I don't know.

by Midnyte_87 January 27, 2022

the good times and the bad ones

an amaizing album by why don’t we (hottest and best people on the face of the earth!) self produced and written. anyway go stream it (if its out yet) and enjoy the rest of your life, thanks. 🥰

Nina: have you heard why don’t we’s new album “the good times and the bad ones”?
Danél: YES! I love Zach!
Nina: ayeeeee! I love Daniel!

by ninajoubert November 17, 2020

One-Eyed Stink Frog

A Maine cryptid that can be heard and smelled, but has never been seen. Evidence of the one-eyed Stink Frog can often be observed while camping in tents, but is not limited to this environment. Can be identified by its sulfuric aroma resembling boiled eggs. It's vocalizations range from resembling small squeaks to extended trombone notes. It has been rumored to leave a small brown streak behind, however this is hard to validate because the Frog has never actually been seen.

*pppffffrrrrrttttt*

"OH my GOSH, what STINKS?"

"Didn't you hear that?"

"What, that balloon deflating wetly behind you?"

"NO! That was the One-Eyed Stink Frog!!"

by aliboo428 July 30, 2023

the one finger snot blow

When someone covers up one nostril and blows snot out of the other nostril . then proceeding to wipe the snot on their clothes. Mainly seen in estern Europe

I saw some dude doing the one finger snot blow last night it was nasty .

by bibos January 25, 2017

one eyed wiggling welshman

Penis

He was naked the whole party wandering around showing his one eyed wiggling welshman

by DonyTornberry April 19, 2016

taming the one-eyed-python

The act of masturbation.

Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.

Guy No. 1 - Hey what're you doing tonight, man?

Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.

Guy No. 1 - Need some help?

by HapaxHog September 16, 2013