Back when you were in school you would be hiding in the bathroom playing on your phone, maybe crying because Connor broke up with you. All the sudden one of the Para’s (para educators) would bust open the door and run to the toilet. All the sudden it’s WW3, the toilet bowl echos with the sound of atomic farts from the ass of the woman who was just sitting next to you in class helping you with math.
This mf in the stall next to me is fighting for their life… I heard a para fart and now I smell Taco Bell.
by Traumatized Child January 29, 2022
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Yeah cake farts are cool, but have you ever tried bobbing for farts? My Uncle Jeremy showed me this game at our annual fundraiser 'Pool Party for the Poor'. I recommend eating sauerkraut beforehand to build the natural gasses in your body and for best taste results.
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Get the fart stick mug.Flatulist, fartist or professional farter is an entertainer often associated with a specific type of humor, whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner.
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Shrek: oi Fiona!
Fiona: shrek!
Shrek: HIT THIS REAL QUICK! IT’S CALLED THE ROUNDHOUSE FART.
Fiona: These are what the locals use as a useful hallucigenic.
Fiona: shrek!
Shrek: HIT THIS REAL QUICK! IT’S CALLED THE ROUNDHOUSE FART.
Fiona: These are what the locals use as a useful hallucigenic.
by Dr Bunnyboy March 12, 2022
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