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Para Fart

Back when you were in school you would be hiding in the bathroom playing on your phone, maybe crying because Connor broke up with you. All the sudden one of the Para’s (para educators) would bust open the door and run to the toilet. All the sudden it’s WW3, the toilet bowl echos with the sound of atomic farts from the ass of the woman who was just sitting next to you in class helping you with math.
This mf in the stall next to me is fighting for their life… I heard a para fart and now I smell Taco Bell.
by Traumatized Child January 29, 2022
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Bobbing for farts

The act of flatuating while your lower half of the body is submerged underwater and catching the air bubbles in your mouth as they pop at the surface.
Yeah cake farts are cool, but have you ever tried bobbing for farts? My Uncle Jeremy showed me this game at our annual fundraiser 'Pool Party for the Poor'. I recommend eating sauerkraut beforehand to build the natural gasses in your body and for best taste results.
by lenny potatochips October 30, 2019
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Leg fart

when you feel a fart, in your leg.
"i'm feeling like there's bumps in my leg"
"oh, a leg fart?"
"the hell's that"
by Sossololpipi November 7, 2020
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fart stick

I was feeling peckish when I stopped at the gas station so I picked up a fart stick.
by PurpleKangaroo91 July 11, 2024
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Fart Artist

Flatulist, fartist or professional farter is an entertainer often associated with a specific type of humor, whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner.
by So.this.is.it December 18, 2021
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Roundhouse Fart

Similar to a roundhouse kick expect in bed, when you’re all worn out. All of a sudden your right leg gets a burst of energy launching your right knee into the air projecting gas which delivers a final blow to your blanket before a deep slumber.
Shrek: oi Fiona!
Fiona: shrek!
Shrek: HIT THIS REAL QUICK! IT’S CALLED THE ROUNDHOUSE FART.
Fiona: These are what the locals use as a useful hallucigenic.
by Dr Bunnyboy March 12, 2022
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Farting With Disaster

Thought I could push out a squeeker, no, no I could not. Had to throw away my drawers after farting with disaster.
by Stingy Guts February 5, 2024
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