Popcorn time

When you're having sex on your friends couch with a girl dressed as popcorn.

Man 1: "Hey what is Jonathan doing on your couch with that girl dressed as popcorn?"

Man2: "Oh you know, it's popcorn time"

by Auriohn September 15, 2021

Murphy's Time

The amount of time allocated to accommodate individuals who tend to experience unforeseen setbacks - as commonly refereed to in Murphy's Law.

We were going to be at the show at 7, but Murphy's Time have Amber and I running about an hour and a half late. We gotta get our lives together.

by Xyrenax October 16, 2025

My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite

Who's choking on the splinters

Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!

by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Peaceful Time

A time when 60 year old people get vagazzled

As in General Hospital, where she’s horny and almost kills her husband— and having a peaceful time
Also remember when Kylie Jenner had a stripper pole

by Goou November 23, 2019

TMNT 3 Turtles in Time

The best film of all time.
Also a holy text

Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong

Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?

by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020