New Zealand

Place where SOME of the weirdest people on this earth come from (this isn’t a joke, if you’re one of this people you’re really fucking weird)

I don’t even have to explain myself yall were dropped down a mountain and somehow got back up to annoy more people.

Person 1:
Hi mate are you from New Zealand?
Person 2:
Yes
Person 1:
Alright then

by doo doo 😛 September 1, 2020

New Shartford

New Hartford, NY, home to a large number of low-quality restaurants. A meal in New Shartford is likely to cause indigestion and gastrointestinal distress, up to and including sharting.

"Hey, wanna go to New Shartford for lunch?"
"Sure, just let me change out of my good underwear first."

by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020

New Word

What im doing now of course you idiot

New Words are called

by Fjshdhsj September 9, 2020

Fake news

CNN

Guy 1:Hey did you see the news? CNN said USA is racist

Guy 2: CNN is fake news

by Heyyouboii September 11, 2020

new york summer

...and we're dancing in the grocery store and I love you but I don't know if I like you anymore...

"Did you hear that song New York Summer"
"Why does it exist?"

by ayopeepeepoopoocheck September 15, 2020

Herm News

Fake News

This article was sent to me. Unsure if it’s real news or herm news!?

by Burner Account September 16, 2020

New moon

the new moon . North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes... that when heaven will arrive puchui needed this information to reach heaven but he didn't really need the new moon he needed the gravity of it he used his new stand c moon to change the gravity of a frame he stuck himself in to reach the spot he needed to reach and that when heaven arrived a new stand was formed made in heaven

North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes...

Go there and wait for the New Moon...

That's when Heaven will come.

by my mom grounded October 22, 2020