To pull a Tom Schmitz

Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.

That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.

While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".

The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.

Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.

Common Slang in the Central European Area.

Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"

*No reaction*

Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"

--> To pull a Tom Schmitz

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018

georgian pull-up

The act of spraying Taco Bell hot sauce into your roomate’s underpants, causing such an intense burning that he jumps into the sky.

Oh no! I think jimbo cajington seemed to have done the ‘ol Georgian pull-up again! My sphincter feels like a fresh Doritos loco taco!

by Clondike ravenport February 21, 2018

string puller

That retard that gets internal orgasms from pulling peoples hoodie strings.

“I killed myself when I found out my sister was marrying a filthy string puller.”

by christian pryor likes children May 8, 2018

string puller

Retarded kid who gets sexual pleasues from pulling your hoodie strings.

“I was attacked by one of them filthy string pullers the other day.”

by christian pryor likes children March 2, 2018

To pull a WIB

When you could have healed your incontincence condition by just hitting the gym regularily but you opt for a coleostomy instead. You are pulling an “Where I belong” here

You lazy ass, you’re only here to pull a WIB

by Bottler4ts March 10, 2018

Zipper Puller

Major faggot whomst’ve likes to pull on the zippers on your back pack so he can gain sexual climax. He also likes Hitler and has secret stashes of dried cum stored in his school locker.

“I hate those filthy Zipper Pullers.”

by christian pryor likes children May 16, 2018

Pringle Pull

The exact moment a pringles canister is yanked off of another human males genital shaft+

Yo man Julien was going at it so I finna had to do the pringle pull on him.

by HaKDaWorld July 12, 2018