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Hoe Pose

The female pose where they keep one leg straight, slightly bend the other one, and put one hand on their hip because they think it makes them look attractive for some reason.
“Tonight was such a great night, let’s take a selfie!!”
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*

“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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Hoe the barbie

Hoe the Barbie is a whos life was dedicated to being a stripper and a hoe in general, used to comment on someone who acts like one.
Karly: Oh my god! Sadie you’re literally Hoe The Barbie!

Sadie: I know right girlie?! It’s such a good job!
by Spyr0lander January 8, 2023
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fav hoe

Basically saying that either that person is a hoe or that you are dating that person and you’re just calling them a hoe.
Aiden: you know Amanda? She’s my fav hoe.

Or
Aiden: Ayo Amanda you’re a hoe
by KAYDREN is gay January 8, 2023
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hoe ram

A dick, especially one that grows to a massive size when erect, that can deliver an intense pounding. Comes from the hydraulic hammer attachment used on excavators to smash through rocks and rubble.
I'm gonna get that ho's rocks off with my hoe ram!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel January 10, 2023
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hoe grab

when you post a thirst trap on instagram or snap trying to catch hoes
Like was that picture a hoe grab? is he playing me right now?
by shalissy January 12, 2023
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Hoe shit

Being extra thirsty and disregarding most anyones feelings as long as that hoe gets hers..

Like for instance - If your girl pick a fight to do the most “hoe shit” and then blames you for making her act like a hoe.

Say two Hoes get together with two drug dealers in there hotel. And sneak in the bathroom and take selfies with let’s just say a desert eagle in their mouths when they got boyfriends. That would be Hoe shit…
I’m sick of these dumb ass bitches doing Hoe shit.. they gonna find out today that shit don’t go round hurrr.
by IB6UB9rawD January 13, 2023
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mad hoes

when a girl or boy is fine they got mad hoes, basicaly they pull and everyone wants to be with them
"yo bro, ik she got mad hoes"
by -jaymarie January 13, 2023
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