by Double Doubles April 1, 2021
Get the Front Eyemug. The look of your eyes when intoxicated off cheap cask wine (goon) is often glazed, bloodshot, and slightly unfocused, with a dullness that suggests a lack of clarity or sharpness. Your pupils may be dilated, and there’s an unmistakable heaviness to the lids, as though they’re struggling to stay open. It’s the kind of gaze that flickers between dazed amusement and confusion, as the alcohol dulls your senses, leaving your expression slack and your movements slow.
by The scientists comrade April 6, 2025
Get the Goon eyesmug. 
Having feelings for and / or a crush on someone who you are not yet close enough with to ask out - someone experiencing this syndrome will appear to have ‘heart eyes’ when said person enters a room, attempting to telepathically communicate with person
by cartoonsandcats February 11, 2019
Get the Heart Eye Syndromemug. Happens when an individual is extremely intoxicated and their one eye goes up and the other eye goes down, make a awful face which usually results in passing out in the nearest corner or chair.
Last night at the party, tim totally had The Philly Eye, which resulted in spilled bear and a body to move around.
by Lizbeth22 February 14, 2008
Get the the philly eyemug. The act of having anal with your sister while your brother jerks off and shoots his load in sisters eye while jumping and chanting like a monkey
by Bobby miller February 25, 2025
Get the Monkey eye shotmug.