Too fat to fuck

When you eat so much that you can’t do anything. You just wanna rub your belly, and relax, and you are certainly not able to “saw off a piece”

After that big fucking thanksgiving feast, I was just too fat to Fuck

by Captain Rabbit November 23, 2023

demogorgan level no gyat just fat

eimaa yousif

‘ Omgomg that person is demogorgan level no gyat just fat’

‘ damn they need to hit the gym’

by mari <3 hilise inoaden December 4, 2023

Fat Ma

another term for a vagina, that is considered "fat, tight and wet". Often used as a compliment for when the vagina is top tier.

Guy: Aye baby, send me a video of you playing with Fat Ma.

Girl 1: He just called me Fat Ma! Is he saying I’m fat?

Girl 2: No, he’s saying you got pressure down there.

by Freaky_Vee December 6, 2023

fat ugly virgin

Fattest, Ugliest person you will meet; is also a virgin

That fat ugly virgin’s gyatt was in my face.

It smelled great.

Girl 1: Have you seen Maria?
Girl 2: Yeah, she’s such a fat ugly virgin.
Girl 1: I know, it’s so cool.

by stinkywaffle69 December 6, 2023

Fat Paw

When you finger bang a woman with the sole purpose of making her squirt.

My fat paw hit her like Niagara Falls.

by TexasCajun December 7, 2023

Fat manic

When a fat guy gets a big ego and then calls a completely healthy girl fat.

Dude that girl is 5’5” and weighs 135 pounds but my ex weighed 100 , she’s so fat!

Dude no 135 isn’t fat , your ex was just anorexic. Plus look in the mirror. How fat manic are you?

by carebearcares#7 December 8, 2023

Fat Chick

An individual, not necessarily male or female, whose individual self perception holds the hypocritical view that they themselves are of a higher standard than those around them. This person is rude, uninteresting, ignorant, and generally unpleasant to be around, yet projects their subconscious realization of this onto all others around them although others are objectively viewed on a better standard than this person.

— “This girl has been going around telling everyone that she thinks I’m dirty and ugly even though she only showers every other week. It’s really getting to me and when I tried to talk to her about it she told me she would never say something like that and only believes in positivity.”

— “Don’t take it to heart, no one likes her for a reason and everyone knows she’s just a fat chick.”

by meepeepee December 9, 2023