cars (cat!!)

car iz a silly lil cat:3

I LOVE SILLY CARS (CAT!!)

by alewrites4u January 26, 2024

Cat Distribution System

The system that gives out cats.

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.

by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024

Cat's Uncle

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.

Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!

by Chevy Cruz February 1, 2024

Ass Cat

When you put cream cheese in your ass, let it get moldy, so it grows hair like a Cat, an Ass Cat. 🐈

Yo she hit me with the ass cat and my rod was a rock. .

by Man_ Hattan February 3, 2024

Cat

A furry lump the makes the sound of a furnace when happy. Highly contagious with cuteness. BEWARE.

For example- come her kitty cat! Omg you’re a happy furnace huh!

by Kittenchild February 8, 2024

Cats Are Liquid

1. A phrase used for a joking matter. Usually shown with a drawing or photograph with a cat that looks like its made of liquid. Photos may include a cat in a cup, bottle, or bowl. Photos may also include cats in positions that makes them look like liquid. May also include a cat being compared from being picked up by a dog.

2. Underrated games made by Last Quarter Studios. Both games are platformer games (which is cool). The two games are A Light In The Shadows, and A Better Place. ABP has 4 cats, Lumi, Green Cat, Red Cat, and Red cat. ALITS has 1 cat, Lumi. You can find it on Steam for $2, or on google play for free but with adds. The lore in these games are amazing.

Person 1: "Yo look at my cat!"
Person 2: "Is your cat made from liquid? Because he looks like it!"

Person 1: "You should play Cats Are Liquid! It's a really cool game!"
Person 2: "Okay! I'll check it out today!"

by dryspace April 3, 2023

my cat snowball

When somebody refers to their cat, of whom is named Snowball.

Thomas: My cat Fluffy is very fluffy and he scratches everything.
Max: My cat Snowball is calm and likes breaking into my room because he found out how to open the door and he just sits there and cuddles me.
Thomas: Cool.

by Stickboi__ April 4, 2023