Double Double

The act of taking a dump, not flushing, and then taking another dump on top of it.

Geoff didn’t want to wake up the house by flushing the toilet so he left double double in the toilet.

by BigPabloX August 20, 2022

Double Dutch

When the same text message from two minutes ago alerts you again.

“Yeah hold on I think my phone went off again. Ugh never mind, it was a double Dutch.”
“I hate it when my I think I got a new text but it turns out to be a double dutch!”

by WrXpace September 4, 2022

Double

The act of performing a handjob with both hands at the same time.

That bitch used both hands and hooked me up with a double!

by ThatWhiteDude5150 March 29, 2015

Double D'er

Someone with exceptionally large breasts that are at least a size 34 DD

Dude 1: Hey man this chick asked me why people called her a Double D'er in track practice the other day. What should I tell her?
Dude 2: Just let her figure it out man it's not hard.

by #Cupcakes April 16, 2017

double-half-uncle

Son of a paternal grandmother with maternal grandfather, in other words, maternal half-brother of one's father and paternal half-brother of one's mother at the same time or also is the son of a maternal grandmother with paternal grandfather, in other words, paternal half-brother of one's father and maternal half-brother of one's mother at the same time.

My double-half-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double Muff

The act of eating a muffin out of a woman’s genitalia (aka muff)

Have you ever been double muffed?

by DoubleMuffMan February 25, 2025

Double WombaWomba

To get hurt (physically and/or emotionally)

I hit bro with Double WombaWomba

by SomeUnholyWhoreMan March 26, 2024