Cat

The owner of your house, the destroyer of your laptop, and the curtain annihilator.

The cat is the ultimate weapon of your household. They will eat the dangerous goldfish, fight off lasers, makes sure you spend your money wisely (on cat toys and food) and will scare off you night-intruders with their scary glowing eyes.

Friend 1: You wanna meet my cat? It's very cute.

Friend 2: Sure.
"Friend 2 was never seen again..."

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

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Cat Flap

A flap in a door that a cat usually walks through... but it is also another phrase for vagina

I cannot fit into the cat flap!

by melon spoon November 17, 2015

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Cat

Cat is an attention seeking manipulate bitch who has no regard for other people’s emotions

Wow! Cat is such a fucking asshole!

by RottingSunflwr September 9, 2023

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cat

a mammal

look at that cute cat

by O O G A B O O G A May 21, 2021

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The Cat

A brat

The Cat Is A Brat

by The Real Orange Man October 10, 2023

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coughing cat

You may Be thinking fur ball from a kitty kitty, you are wrong! This ferocious unhappy sound is made ONLY at night in the woods!(any woods will do)
The sound is actually made from a female wild boar either accidentally or intentionally sitting on a vertical log or stump. This forces air into the female boar creating a nasty intimidating coughing sound which is what most people would call a “quiff”!

I do believe I just heard a coughing cat, throw me my rpg and hold my beer!

by Ralph walda June 30, 2019

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