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steal a monkey, save a hashbrown

Typical response when someone mishears a word. This phrase lets the person know that they have, in fact, heard wrong, and, that they are quite stupid.
Did you just say "Tiny poodles invaded Finland?"
No, I said "My in-laws are coming from Newfoundland." Way to steal a monkey, save a hashbrown.
by Madelaine February 23, 2006
mugGet the steal a monkey, save a hashbrownmug.

Sweet Monkey Butt Fucker

Invented very recently, this word is used as an exclamation of various sorts, but noticeably an exclamation of overwhelming suprise.
Chris Bradford: How much is rent on that apartment?

Dude: $1500 dollars.

Chris Bradford: SWEET MONKEY BUTT FUCKER that is expensive
by mista_g October 28, 2005
mugGet the Sweet Monkey Butt Fuckermug.
An insulting name/title regarding a person (normally female) who is a slut or has slut-like tendencies. Mostly used in trolling and is far from acceptable in polite conversation.
by The_Douche September 2, 2010
mugGet the Cum guzzling dumpster monkeymug.

Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.
"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."
by King Kweh September 10, 2005
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monkey-doo-doo-brain

A childish insult denoting a bratty kids supercilious behavior...but said in cutesy kind way so as not to provoke a kick in the shins.
"David, my darling boy, you are being such a silly 'monkey-doo-doo-brain' today!"
by Jo-mama November 8, 2003
mugGet the monkey-doo-doo-brainmug.

pot-bellied spider monkey

being unusually agile or quick for an overweight person.
my kid knocked her sippy cup off the table and my pot-bellied spider monkey of a wife caught it before it hit the ground.
by phaydeout January 17, 2011
mugGet the pot-bellied spider monkeymug.

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