by Bwoccoli February 11, 2020
Get the Johnmug. A kind of doughnut, referred to in the Sinbad movie ‘First Kid.’; Another word for penis, esp. after orgasm
by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023
Get the Frosty Long Johnmug. The realist guy you could ever know! He’s known as darksin and very attractive from his wonderful smile to his playful ways. John Cranford can be a lot of things just depends on how you meet him. If I’m being honest everyone has a little John Cranford in them! He is well known for beating niggas ass and asking questions later. Don’t come at him the wrong way because you just might get hit!
Word around town says his previous lovers can’t stop thinking about his Big Johnson Sausage wink wink
Other than John Cranford’s charming and fighting ways and his big Johnson he has a soft side that not many people see. He is caring very attentive and smart!
Like I said before John Cranford is many things but the real question is what is he to you??
Word around town says his previous lovers can’t stop thinking about his Big Johnson Sausage wink wink
Other than John Cranford’s charming and fighting ways and his big Johnson he has a soft side that not many people see. He is caring very attentive and smart!
Like I said before John Cranford is many things but the real question is what is he to you??
by Christyonne November 20, 2023
Get the John Cranfordmug. John is a short person, and quite chubby. He is also one of those fuck-boys with a raspy-ass voice and thinks he's all that! He's arrogant and laughs at the worst jokes. His hair is probably taller than he is and his hairstyle is very old. If you see a John, run, run like the wind..
by A Kylie December 2, 2019
Get the Johnmug. When you use your finger to block one nostril and blow hard through the other nostril, sending a glob of snot flying out of your nose at a high rate of speed.
by Carhgo72 November 2, 2022
Get the John Elwaymug. John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.
Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”
by Moose Menace January 25, 2024
Get the john moosemug. by Applepp October 29, 2020
Get the John Paulmug.