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that's what eve said

1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs

*common in bad scary movies

2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe
being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.

That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..
by KaptainKid March 13, 2012
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What would Barney say?

A question which confirming you to choose a girl by Barney's opinion.

And Barney is Neil Patrick Harris in a TV show HIMYM. He's a playboy and the righteous scorer of women.
Boy 1: I am going with that girl tonight, bro!

Boy 2: Yeah? Are you sure? She's not that tight.

Boy 1: Really?

Boy 2: Sure, what would Barney say?
by DeadMasterL March 17, 2012
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What wasn't I thinking?

Whenever something is forgotten or unmentioned, misspoken or mistaken, use the phrase "What wasn't I thinking?"
Andrea forgot her friend's birthday. She called her and said, Happy Belated Birthday--- "What wasn't I thinking?"
by Hugger August 5, 2012
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what out

1. to catch somebody napping in such a way that he/she will reflexively cry ‘What’.
2. to make somebody perplexed.
1. Do not what out the dude when he is doing calculations.
2. He looks completely whatted out (taken aback).
by uttam maharjan December 17, 2011
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what's her lips

The female version of "What's his nuts?. Generally used to replace the name of someone you've forgotten to talk about, or can't remember their name. Refers to the lips of her vagina.
Guy 1: Dude! I saw what's her lips today at the gym?!?!
Guy 2: My ex, Angela?
Guy 1: Yeah, her!!
by DrZoo March 2, 2011
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what a silencer

when someone tells a bad joke that isnt funny
talon says "and your mom is ugly" Cougar says "what a silencer" everyone else agrees. gets a laugh out of the person saying what a silencer instead of the actaul joke
by coug a loug March 24, 2011
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What's a mother to do?

A situation without hope. A situation considered lame or distaistfull. Mother not as in your mother, mother as in motherfucker meaning the person saying the phrase.
1:"Hey did those parts come in from UPS yet?"
2:"No we're still waiting on em'."
1:"I can't fix my car without them."
2:"What's a mother to do?"
by Gnik Nave July 17, 2011
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