Motorcycle Poser

When you buy a motorcycle to look cool but never ride it. It sits outside in the rain or in the garage and collects dust.

Sina bought a motorcycle to ride with his friends, but after it arrived, everyone knew right away, that he was a motorcycle poser.

by Capt. Woodlong April 1, 2022

total._.poser02

Lifesaver. Love you floor lover<3

Someone: Who saved your life?

Me: It was total._.poser02 !

by Miss.johanssons.necklace April 10, 2022

Vietnamese Poker

When one plays poker with Vietnamese people.

Biracial KKK members beats a straight flush in Vietnamese poker.

by Helena.Cassidy May 15, 2022

Vim poser

A person who uses the text editor Vim extensively, especially in public and social spaces, with the implicit goal of signaling one´s technical acuity and/or alignment with free and open-source philosophy.

A: Jona uses Vim all the time too but he´s not making use of even the most basic keybindings.
B: Man this guy is such a vim poser...

by metaironicshitpostings July 11, 2022

Utensil Poker

Its the most powerfull weapon in game called chicken invaders

i just got Utensil Poker now i can poke those chickens

by TON618 August 17, 2022

pillow poker

A male who cannot find another means of sexual satisfaction beyond himself and regrettably uses a pillow to fulfill the lack of game in the field.

You won't talk to her because you ain't nothin but a hopeless pillow poker.

by Stunningstallion69 October 20, 2022

ghost poser

A person whose likeness is used in place of an authors true likeness in order to protect their privacy and/or appear to be something they are not such that they may be able to speak to certain issues they otherwise wouldn’t be able to.

The author was so ugly he hired me to be his ghost poser. Now I’m on the back of every copy of his book 😎

by Cedar Eizen December 12, 2022