rip someone a new one to tear someone a new asshole to beat someone sensless or near death not being able to fight back
if someone lets their dogs loose again my yard to do their business i will have to rip someone a new one
by bluebear May 19, 2022
Get the rip someone a new one mug.A top ten song from 1961, recorded by black singer Gene McDaniels, singing about his BLACK girlfriend. Not to be confused with the uncharted sequel song in 1962, where McDaniels sung about his WHITE girlfriend. It was entitled TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay.
Yo, Tyrone and Jamaal double-dated last night. Jamaal had a One Hundred Pounds of Clay chick, while Tyrone had a TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay chick!
by BigBird1017 March 8, 2008
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Get the one two three NUT mug.Insinuating that a man has had or been close to having a homosexual encounter, derogatory.
Usually referring to the male anatomy, or related encounters.
Not commonly understood the first time, timing, setting, and general audience increases effect. Such as a bar surrounded by semi-lucid people. Used similarly but not same as, that's what she said.
Usually referring to the male anatomy, or related encounters.
Not commonly understood the first time, timing, setting, and general audience increases effect. Such as a bar surrounded by semi-lucid people. Used similarly but not same as, that's what she said.
by The other Agent August 26, 2010
Get the You've seen one close mug."I was rooting this chick the other day, and my dick got lost in her never ending one eyed worm hole. I felt as though my entire body was being sucked into the vortex that was her one eyed worm hole".
by Mad-dawg July 4, 2014
Get the one eyed worm hole mug.The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!
Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."
Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
by cubbi54 October 4, 2015
Get the one-eyed wet willy mug.When you finish busting a nut, and you have to reach behind you for tissues, and you have to balance your phone on your legs.
Person One: How much skill do you have
Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut
Person One: Impressive
Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut
Person One: Impressive
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