John Fetterman

To pull a “John Fetterman” means to wear casual clothes to a formal event where everyone is wearing formal clothes. A “John Fetterman” is a person who comes to formal events wearing casual clothes. Someone who comes wearing casual clothes to weddings, conferences, galas, funerals, receptions, etc. is a “John Fetterman”. Plural form of "John Fetterman" will be "John Fettermen".
At the black-tie charity gala, everyone was dressed to the nines except for Mark, who showed up in a hoodie and jeans — he totally pulled a John Fetterman!

When Sarah showed up to the wedding in sneakers and a flannel shirt, everyone whispered that she was a John Fetterman.
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The Shitfaced John

a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.
this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?
by masters of mixology September 23, 2011
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John

John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )
by JOHNPHOBIC November 20, 2021
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John

Noun; can be used in place of of any object or thing
Man put that John away
I gotta go charge my John

Bros got a bag full of Johns
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john jerome

The finest man on the planet. Sweet. Marvelous. And simple all at once. If you meet someone named John Jerome they probably have a blue berry in their pocket, and even better yet, are probably willing to share. If you meet someone named John Jerome you are a lucky ducky.
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John Cornelius

You know when I first watched the polar express as a kid, I had a crush on John Cornelius
“What is wrong with you”
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