Mr Two Bites

This phrase is used to describe a legend who prove the doubters wrong.

‘You cant eat a pizza in two bites!!!’ Says jake (lower case cuz he wrong ). ‘ Slap me a million times if im wrong.’ -Mr Two Bites ‘dam u really are mr two bites’ EVERYONE

by Mr Two Bites March 16, 2025

guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher

He his a big poo poo buttface 💩💩💩

"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"

by Big Santa May 2, 2024

Mr Malware

a guy that is epic in the art of getting bitches and mad pussy

y/n: omg mr malware?

Mr Malware: yes thats me :>

by MrMalware June 2, 2022

Mr.25

ME. Im Mr.25, next new rapper on the radio, look out for me

DAmn, that new song by Mr.25 is sik wit it
Did you know Mr.25 is Mexican?
Damn Mr.25 is SEXY!!
Mr.25 got some flows mayne

by Mr.25 March 25, 2009

Mr crabs

The guy who is playing the smallest violin.

Oh boo hoo let me play a sad song for you on the worlds smallest violin - Mr Crabs

by Theunknownrandomguy February 25, 2020

Dirty Mr. Musband

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Mr. Musband is performed by using the erect penis or finger to wipe one's own ejaculated seamen, retrieved from within the crack of the ass of the Kocho (preferred directly from the bunghole itself), onto the upper lip of the Kocho. Ejaculate may also be applied directly to the eyelids.

He gathered a frothy lump of man-expulsion from her ass hole and smeared it gleefully across her upper lip. She immediately replied, "Dirty Mr. Musband!"

by Ludwigofid September 17, 2014

Mr Bean

Reality's strongest being to ever exist. Mr Bean has defeated Shaggy with only 0.0000000001% of his power.

dude 1: im gonna fight mr bean
dude 2: are you fucking retarded youre gonna fucking die

by Undkrrn12 July 28, 2021