Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire

Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!

by MartianSupremacist November 13, 2024

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the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023

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Singaporean Gut Fucking

when you have anal intercourse with a man and his asshole prolapses and his guts begin to fall out of his body but you keep going and do not stop the intercourse

Mark "hey man how was that gay bar last night"
Jeff "it was great until I got a Singaporean gut fucking from this black guy named Octavion"

by Singaporean man January 1, 2024

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You’re fucking sad.

A way to describe someone who is pathetic.

“Gyatt.”
“You’re fucking sad.”

by Asnickalone January 2, 2024

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I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

You're so fed up and frustrated, to a state where "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!" seems like the only proper response to the situation. Sometimes followed by "In Minecraft." to censor, show insincerity, or make it seem less concerning.

I've been on hold with Veterans Affair for 3 hours, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!

by wolfnoworries January 6, 2024

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Nick Mother-Fucking Anthony

He’s that Guy! The one that every guy wants to be, and that every female wants to be with! He is so, so extremely sexy! And His swag is next level! He is the man of my dreams, and the love of my life! My forever and always!!!! I am completely head over heels in love with him!!!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, no it’s Nick Mother-Fucking Anthony! Watch out World!

by HotIceColdTears January 7, 2024

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