Blue

A young friend who usually gets blamed for making others do things the hard way

Can’t believe we let blue talk us into going inside Taco Bell instead of driving through

by Oldblueintacobell August 16, 2018

blue cuck

A cuck who is also cold-hearted.

Bro: Did you see the guy asking out Jenny?
Dude: Yeah that blue cuck shouldn't have used her weight as a compliment.

by 8a8y8oy August 27, 2018

Blue rudeness

When your technology i.e. laptop, cell phone wakes up/interrupts in the middle of a deep conversation with a close friend and plays a song/rings.

Can we talk about the “blue rudeness” of your cell phone? it always rings when I’m trying to tell you a story.

by Jireh 19 January 20, 2019

Blue

an imaginary charge to an unsuspecting consumer

that customer paid way too much blue for that laundry

by myheartisbroken January 23, 2019

Blue Snorkel

When a man uses a penis pump too often and blows a vein in ones penis. Making a blueish purple bruise.

Guys! I heard Jimmy has a blue snorkel! He uses his pump way too much!

by SunShine39 January 24, 2019

Blue

The color of:

- Smurfs
- Crystal Meth,
- Balls when they get none
- The unbold
- Slowness
- Sociopaths
- Corpses
- Basic bitches

Mike: The only car I can afford is, bluer than a smurfs balls after doing 9 rocks and getting dissed by a bus full of basic bitches. I hate it.
Me: I'm so sorry

by Rathmagar January 25, 2019

Blue Sharpie

Someone who always makes people sad. Your first reaction to everything they say is probably, "oh! are you ok?" Then, that's the next reaction someone will have to whatever you say.

hey have you talked to Skylar lately?
No dude, I can't she puts me in such a bad mood. She's a total blue sharpie.

by Kayin5lifebish January 27, 2019