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Life

A thing you are set up to fail.
Or think you have succeeded.
"what a fucked up life like my wife told me no blowjob. Like I hate life"
by Carrotfarm February 18, 2019
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Life

Just think and read...
Imagine if the light of the end of the tunnel is the new light at the hospital you are reborn in and you are crying because you miss your old life and have lost everything you worked for. As you grow up you start to forget your past life and focus on your future and when you randomly recognise someone its because you were friends with them in the past and all of this causes de javu (idk how to spell it lol)
I mean life is complicated dont ya think!🤣
by Justlucy0102 November 4, 2019
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Life

Life is shit all die
by Is a June 22, 2019
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Vlog life

When your Jake Paul Syndrome has gotten sooo bad that you have started your own YouTube channel to be like Jake Paul. You try to talk like him, walk like him, act like him, and even cheat on women like him! Jake Paul and vlogging have become your only priority in life. You haven’t slept in weeks trying to think of video ideas besides reaction videos and diss tracks. You eventually go blind and become crippled from watching to many of Jake Paul’s videos. But you keep vlogging because it’s everyday bro. Eventually, you surpass his sub count. He come to your house, looking for a fight and “accedentally” reveals your address to the few subscribers that haven’t left him yet. Cops arrive at your house and take Jake Paul. This is the life you must live. This is the vlog life. Be a maverick.
Jake Paul: “ WHAT IS GOING ON MY J A K E P A U L E R S...”
Daddy Paul: “ Shut da fuq up son you don’t know that vlog life. Be a maverick.”
by Braindead Jake Paulette March 19, 2018
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Life

A long ass waiting room until you have your appointment with God
by Da godfather December 12, 2018
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Life Assumer

A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.
I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011
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