Cat Theory

The theory that women are like cats, in the way that when you go to pet a cat, it doesn't want anything to do with you, but when you give a cat no attention, it comes and cuddles with you. The same goes for a woman and the amount of attention you give them.

How did you bag Sara bro? She's a 10!

Cat Theory Bro. Ignored her for two weeks. Works every time.

by bacondeliguava July 19, 2016

Cat

The most self loving, most manipulative beings ever. Would kill you in your sleep if you weren't the one who fed it. The only reason it would cuddle you is to make you feed it. It is also extremely sassy. They are Karens.

The cat was the prime suspect for the murder.

by BookNerd7878 March 31, 2022

Pushy Cat

Short for Pushmataha…A defanged, declawed feline characterized by Kitty with the Beverly Boombox equipped with sum big ol’ speakers in your face plant nation…So show Chad Muska sum love and respect…

Where it’s at is one Pushy Cat…Tragedy I think not, ‘cuz the rat is done caught…Despite defanged and declawed she’s beating them odds…prodigy of a madman and murderer fools try to sell fur to her…But they ain’t take that from her she has that and her loud purr…So wut the hell, I think imma sleep on my tail…Cuz Olivia the Kid enlightened me even though I’m her OG…9 tails lands safe on all fours while the world is still yours…

by Pushmataha October 25, 2022

Cat

The better ball of fluff

Can be a house cat,
or a big wild kitty
Has a smol face like :3
Cats are feline

Hey, your cat caught a mouse today, although the mouse ran away before your cat killed it.

by giberain shepsky September 1, 2022

Cat

A Cat Name.

Cat lover: Hey guys check cat out! Cat loves me but Cat be a real feisty one.

Person : Dude...That's a Messed up Name for Your Cat..

Cat lover : SHUT UuUPppppp!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!

by kittencarol12 December 5, 2022

Cat

Cat

cat

by Mukdate October 20, 2022

josies cat

“josies cat” is the same thing as “but namjoon”. when something happens in a group chat/ kpop stan twitter, people will say “but josies cat” to change the topic quickly.

y: “x why are you following donald trump??”
x : “im pretty sure im not following josies cat.”
y: “ what does this mean?”
x: “ well have you seen josies cat? it looks very weird.”

by hanvu April 2, 2018