coffee writer

a person that sits in a coffee shop with his or her laptop just so other people know that he/she is seriously writing

Male: what do you do for a living?
Female: I'm a coffee writer
Male: what's that?
Female: I write my books in a coffee shop

by dream_living November 28, 2012

Clap a writ

To issue a written warning to someone (usually when they break a rule/law)

You'd better get out of there before they clap a writ on you!

by NovaScotian-8 December 4, 2020

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by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

blackpink can't write

Blackpink can't write their own songs ...their songs are basically written by teddy nd YG oppar...it doesn't matter how much their fans deny that....it won't change the fvcking fact that blackpink can't write their songs

Blackpink can't write their songs nd gets them by s*cking their YG oppars D1ck

by Ayeshhhhhhhhhhhh July 22, 2021

A Writer

A drink made of 4 shots of espresso and a coffee filling all in a 20 ounce cup. Used primarily by writers and college students to squeeze just a few more precious hours of getting words out on the page.

I need at least 20 more pages done by class tomorrow, I'm going to need a writer or two...

by IrvingWashington April 28, 2011

Aaron Wirtz

Aa-ron Wirtz
{air-un werts} proper noun, noun

Proper Noun:
A mildly handsome, unwillingly celebate, single man of Celtic origin. Aaron Wirtz is known for a hearty laugh and a boisterous demeanor. Although hard-headed, Aaron has a passionate work ethic and loves llamas. His current occupation, leaf sucking, oft leads to teary-eyed dreams of a better life in the fire service. Despite his twitchy disposition and apparent Tourette's affliction, Wirtzy is a creature of stoic poise and daring resolve.

noun:
One of seedy methods and motives.

Proper Noun:
Random Outburst: Aaron Wirtz exclaimed, "Goats!"

When Threatened: "Don't look at me like that, I'm a friggin' Ninja!"

In utter disbelief, Aaron stated "You've gotta f***ing kinding me!"

by Ryan Q / Russ November 10, 2008