wet willie

Insert wet dildo into the ear of your lover or friend in an attempt to be funny...then run like hell.

Can use saliva or other bodily fluids.

Dude I gave her the best wet willie ever...then she beat my ass.

by gogoppl October 1, 2010

Dylan Willsey

A pop-culture phenomena that tries so hard to go against the mainstream that in his own downfall is the mainstream pop-culture. Comes complete with Honda Fit.

Also see Mr. Noble. (Car not included).
"Dylan Willsey" is a hippie emo pop rebel

by MahoneyB15 November 5, 2008

Willter

An insult meaning willy or a basic name for a willy.

1- you're such a willter
2- hey my willter is bigger than yours

by agirl42 September 30, 2010

screaming willies

wet poop a.k.a "shart"
also, poop coming out really fast, thats not solid

MOVE! i got the screaming willies!

by moh October 25, 2006

willem dafoe

When one eats a macdonalds big-mac and then proceeds to make love to a woman in the sqaut position...other references include the willem dafoe sqaured which is when you eat the big mac while making love.

Tony pulled a willem dafoe on me last night.

by the mfic September 28, 2008

willie davis

this is used to describe a ballerina that is completly graceless.

That dancer sure is a willie davis

by Larry Baker October 7, 2003

Willie Nelson

During the act of masturbation ejaculate in a gatorade bottle place a funnel in your anus and stand on your head as semen goes into your intestines then vomit the mixture up and use it for lubrication or as your next favorite salad dressing

Joe: Hey man im lookin for something real cheap for lube

Dylan: try a Willie Nelson Dude

by raging redneck 69 September 9, 2015