Willy Mason

noun: indie singer/songwriter/guitarist. his incredibly rad album 'Where The Humans Eat' is utterly fantastic. I believe he is friends with Conor Oberst, which makes him more cool. Genius lyrics include the majority of those in the song Oxygen and Still A Fly :)

I am in love with Willy Mason because he wears cool glasses and his lyrics and his voice and his musical style is totally exhilarating

by Tom Reeves March 06, 2005

Stink Willy

To lick your finger, insert it in someones anus, and twist it around in the fashion of a Wet Willy.

Dude: "I was getting my girlfriend doggie style when I gave her a stink willy!"
Bro: "You licked your finger and stuck it in her butt?"
Dude: "Totally!"
Bro: "Bro Grabs!"

by Sir Lockhart December 21, 2008

Free Willy

A penis that is not covered.

After I took off my underwear, my free willy was showing.

by The Man with No Name November 21, 2017

willy fingers

really wanting to punch someone

he's pissing me of now i've got willy fingers

by dicky 19 September 22, 2008

Willy ping

when ones penis becomes erect as a result of thinking about people having sex.

*AWKWARD SILENCE*

Spencer- "hey guess what guys, when I think about sex my willy goes ping"

Rodger- "eww, willy ping!"

by jamalshamali September 02, 2009

willy wrap

To wrap a fine string around the penis wich will cause the head of your penis to swell. Then you penetrate your partner's ass wich will make her shit all over you.

"My girlfriend was constipated so i just gave her a willy wrap."

by Freddy and Kevin March 03, 2007

White Willy

cumming on one's finger and sticking it in anothers ear..

He gave me a White Willy while I was sleeping.

by lohrownsyou October 08, 2008