Walmart

The only place in the world where you can buy guns, ammo, bread, shoes, wedding cakes, bicycle, DVDs, video games, paint, and tents in one store, as well as eat McDonald's/Subway, change your tires, and make an appointment at the bank or eye doctor

Guy 1: What else could possibly be more American than Walmart?

Guy 2: Morbidly obese people

Guy 3: Nah Walmart already has plenty of 'em

by Overstored Milk March 08, 2024

Walmart

A very convenient store that happens to be the ghettoist places on earth in which you can find a handful of very Extravagant people! Examples would be the following: brawlers, some coke addicts, a kid screaming, a hispanic or black mom smacking their child, and more!

Person 1: are you at Walmart?
Person 2: yes, some chick punched someone and shove an avocado in their mouth and now the cops are here.

by Aquatic_animations10 May 04, 2022

walmart

(adj.) The same as something else but lacking in distinctive qualities or just worse at what it does.

Hot take: Castlevania is just walmart Metroid.

by loog noog December 04, 2019

Walmart

it’s a store. What else would it be

Welcome to Walmart

by giomtz68 April 07, 2021

walmart

To walmart something is to buy it and then return it when you're done.

Billy: Man, I wanna watch the playoffs on that new 4K TV, but it's so expensive.
Patel: Just walmart it.

by sandpapa April 18, 2016

walmart jesus

also called low-bar jesus

noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).

"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"

by georgia011 June 09, 2022

Walmart Comedy

Any laugh that you might enjoy via the Walmart website.

I hope to see some funny T-Shirts and reading material on Walmart comedy.

by Quentin Lambert July 20, 2022