Walmart

A place where you can get a rifle, ammo, a bandana or ski mask, a pair of grillz, and a crowbar, but you cannot get a quality rap CD.

Im not saying walmart is for cheapskates, but walmart is for cheapskates.

by ɯ August 29, 2018

Walmart-Guru

A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).

Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”

Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “

by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021

Walmart

A place where you see people, especially influencers, fuck up the place. Name a day you don't see something flying at your face when going to Walmart. You might see people getting a haircut, and people getting freaky in the bathrooms. *wink*

Person no.1 Do you want to go Walmart?
Person no.2 No, did you know that people at Walmart can sometimes get freaky in the bathrooms?

by WisteriaChan June 18, 2024

Walmart boy

A boy that eats a girl out in the middle of Walmart

Boy: they call me Walmart boy

Girl: why ?
Boy: I ate a girl out in the middle of Walmart

Girl: ..... wanna go to Walmart?

by Tay1117 November 7, 2019

walmart flu

The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia

"Shit, I caught the Walmart flu."

"Don't give it to me!"

by KLeonheart May 15, 2018

bro from a different walmart

Another way to describe a friend

me and my bro from a different walmart played minecraft last night

by computernerd2222 April 15, 2020

Walmart Weed

Really shitty weed which is often mostly shake.

C'mon bro are you really charging me $15 for a gram of Walmart Weed?

by mcmillerg January 27, 2019