wake n bacon

The act of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a lot of bacon.

*Inner monologue*
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."

by baconfarts May 21, 2014

wake and slake

morning sex (with a partner or via self gratification).

Yeah, I was late for work 'cuz Toneisha was in the mood for some "wake and slake".

My "morning wood" always ends up as a "wake and slake".

by Busnardo May 5, 2014

Olympian's Wake

Idiots

Olympian's Wake Member: i shat my self

by eznooblol January 12, 2022

Wake the Snorlax

The act of cumming in a girl’s mouth mid-snore to make it go down her throat and wake her up.

Dude, my girl stayed over at my house last night, you know I had to wake the snorlax!

by Jicksunk July 2, 2022

joe Wake upp

when you steal from you're local supermarket and then flush you're shit down the toliet

i just did a joe wake upp

by poggo walk May 25, 2021

Wake and bake and bake

When you wake and bake (smoke weed soon after waking up) and then cook up some breakfast or “bake” again (it doesn’t have to be actual baking).

Yo, I got some good weed and pancake mix, wanna wake and bake and bake tomorrow morning?

by mr richard August 13, 2019

Chrissy wake up

The name of a cringe song made in 2021-2022. Seriously, please don’t sing this to me.

sentence 1: CHRISSY WAKE UP! I DONT LIKE THIS

sentence 2: Chrissy wake up is a bad song that should be forgotten.

by anonymous May 12, 2023