Uncle oSama

the terrorist version of uncle sam.
america's greatest foreign treat

Uncle oSama:
I WANT YOU TO JOIN AL-QAEDA!!!!

by TiTyRon December 28, 2009

Uncle B.J.

A suitable alternative for sex while your girlfriend/wife is menstruating also known as a blow job. More specifically as a counter to a woman who uses her period (Aunt Flo)as an excuse to avoid sex.

"I don't care if Aunt Flo is in town as long as she brought Uncle B.J."

by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009

Uncle Ernie

The evil pedophile uncle of the deaf, dumb, and blind kid in The Who's Tommy.

He gets drunk and "fiddles about" when poor Thomas' parents aren't home.

Uncle Ernie was played by keith moon, their very fucking amazing drummer, in the movie version.

by Seen that movie way too often April 8, 2010

Uncle grandpa

uncle grandpa is from a tv show with the same name. Basically he came to be because your grandma adopted her husband. Therefore, he is you uncle and grandpa.

My grandma got sent to jail because of uncle grandpa.

by I lost my boot June 19, 2018

unbelievable

the most ridiculous thing you have ever heard.

Simon Cowell "gifts" a BMW two days before the principle of a power of attorney clause dies.
"Man, that's unbelievable!!!"

by SluttySlutterSlutfacedFlaffer April 20, 2009

Uncle

The member of your family that is most likley to come into your bedroom in the middle of the night and show you his penis.

Uncle Bob: Hey Jimmy wake up.
Jimmy: What is it Uncle Bob?
Uncle Bob: I got a present for you, but it's in my pants. You have to fish it out.

by The Real Jink July 12, 2006

unce unce unce

the beat to party boys theme song

pary boy : unce unce unce

by johnsin April 18, 2008