Ninja turtle

Whilst having your ass licked, sneakily push out a turtles head and quickly retract again. Causing surprise & delight.

She was giving me anal pleasure when a Ninja turtle appeared and disappered. she asked, what the f**ck was that. I said I did'nt know.

by Domotello May 17, 2007

Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC January 2, 2009

Gay Turtle

when a man sucks a dick wrapped in a taco shell.

one man wraps his dick in a taco shell with just the head sticking out, and another man sucks it.

I heard Matt gave Bob a "gay turtle"

by Neato Beatsmeato August 14, 2011

turtle syndrome

shrinkage when a man's frank and beans shrivel up when he experiences extreme cold, resembling a turtle reseeding into its shell.

i jumped into that cold pool and got wicked turtle syndrome.

by ross turner December 29, 2007

Turtle punch

When you headbutt a women's vagina.

I turtle punch that bitch cause her pussy smelled like Cristian's butthole !

by Hester Malone December 30, 2014

Scared turtle

When a penis gets cold and hides for a while

"This water is making me pull a scared turtle"

by Phillip cobra September 16, 2014

turtle ponchos

A turtle that looks like a poncho and a poncho that looks like a turtle, a very good dessert.

Turtle Ponchos are very good.

by CHANCLA THROWER May 1, 2018