Here's the thing

The statement said either during or immediately following someones attempt to make an extremely valid point that makes the person stop talking and listen to your potentially much less important and usually unrelated opinion. The best setup to a conversational punchline. Ever.

S- "I've never told anyone this before C, but I think I have an authority fettish because of my corrupted relationships to male figureheads in my childhood."
C- "Here's the thing -I'm hungry. Buy me a McDouble."


S- "...So then the condom broke and-"
C- " Here's the thing -I don't have the funds or the reputation to be a godfather to some bastards bastard child. Buy me a McDouble."

by C-dash-Mo December 22, 2008

funny things

things that are known to have drugging effect when consumed especially by smoking them ; weed ; marijuana

A : hey, what's wrong with this guy??

B : Saw him smoke funny things last night..

from the song sweet home albama by kid rock

by smartspy007 August 6, 2009

The thing

What happens when a character in a movie or tv show says the title of that movie/tv show in it. Also known as a Title Drop.

Doc Brown (on TV): "We're sending you BACK TO THE FUTURE!"
Me: "Yo dude they did the thing!"

by Rice Menshorts November 3, 2013

the little things

Something you enjoyed as a kid, and then, when growing up, thought that it wasn't worth that much. But once you get old, you realize that the happiest days of your life were the childhood days, and the things you did as a kid were the best. Otherwise, it means you have to enjoy the little things in life, instead of waiting for the big things, as there may be none.

- Why did you eat like two bread slices at the all you can eat buffet? You should've taken more.
- The little things, my man, the little things...

by KenM January 4, 2016

drink things through

A time-honored tradition of thinking things through while drinking a beverage.

You're psycho so there's no point in us meeting to drink things through.

by Sean_Maddox August 22, 2010

A thing

Border between friendship and an actual relationship

Me and Daniel had a thing however I noticed hown he was a fuckboy so I stopped talking to him

by CalzonManchado February 19, 2017

Snuggle Thing

A term of endearment used to describe someone you wish to snuggle with.

To LL, my snuggle thing:
I love you so much. Will you marry me?
- GW, your snuggle thing

by YAMuffin July 29, 2008