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Boy Toy Soldier

A Boy Toy Soldier is a middle-aged man, typically from Miami, who has a penchant for being aggressive, loud, and notoriously slutty. Despite their advanced age, they still embody the brash, cocky attitude of a boy playing with toy soldiers while listening to Jessica Simpson. They often wear bold, flashy clothing and sport a gelled hairstyle that's trying too hard to make a statement about age. You will often find them having fun with the dolls by the pool.
She slept with a back up dancer, that's nasty! She's such a Boy Toy Soldier.
by MatchMyFreakMiami July 2, 2024
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Ryans Toy Review

I swear to god this shit was fire when i was 5
I love RYANS TOY REVIEW when i was 5
by Ryans Toy Review July 10, 2024
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cc toy kd

cinderella (cc)

Cinderella ή αλλιως cc…μια κοπελα απο την Λιβυη/Συρια/Ελλαδα που ετυχε να ερθει Αθηνα 5 μερες να μου «μαυρισει» την ζωη.Την ειδα και επαθα πλακα,δηλαδη πως γινεται να μην σε εχουν συλλαβει ρε μαλακα ενω κυκλοφορεις εξω τοσο ομορφη;;;;;;;Ωρε πας καλα;;;Στο ορκιζομαι μη σε πετυχω εξω αληθεια σου λεω θα σε φασωσω.

Το εχω πει και στην ξαδελφη σου οτι εγω θα ερθω Ροδο(Ροδο μενει) και θα γνωρισω την υπεροχη αυτη μαμα σου πινοντας ελληνικο καφε και καπνιζοντας τσιγαρα στο μπαλκονι.

Shorty shorty

ο γκομενος σου πρεπει να ειναι σιγουρα βλακας αμα σε αφησε μονηηηη

το τερμα εχει φυλακα μα μπαινουνε γκολ τι κι αν εχεις αγορι

αναρωτιεμαι τι σκεφτεσαι τι σε ενδιαφερει τι σε αγχωνειιιιι

τι ρουχα φορας στο τζιμ ποσα κανεις σκουοτ και ποσα σηκωνειιιις

οταν σε πρωτοειδα ειπα οτι εισαι μουναρα αν σε προσβαλα sorryyy

δεν εχουμε ιδεα απο στιβο μα τρεχουμε ολη την πολη

ΦΙΛΙΑ ΠΟΛΛΑ
omg makari na emoiaza sthn cc toy kd
by ccs’ husband September 15, 2022
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TOY

Abbreviation for “thinking of you”. Originally used by Mark Schlissel, University of Michigan’s former president, in his university email correspondence with a university employee, with whom he is involved in an inappropriate relationship.
“We’ll have to plan some trips for summer 2021. TOY. ”(Schlissel 2020)
by akdnfbfhdns January 15, 2022
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National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
by Fullmetalf@g June 8, 2023
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soy boy boy toy

A human who has been degraded by society for being too full of edamame; also known as an eDamame's boy; this degraded human is used by women and men alike to plow so that the soy boy becomes a plaything for the benefit of the more dominant. This evolved human is also known as a Chad dad or a barren Karen. Though many will use these boys many still will marry them and find an enriched life full of splendor.
What kind of men are you interested in? A man that eats his vegetables and slams this punani every night. You know, like a soy boy boy toy.
by benedikCumABatch January 5, 2023
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The Toy

The top second basemen on the Severn Admirals; the pinnacle of sex appeal and the male body standard
"Why am I hard?"

"The Toy must be near."
by Toyer March 29, 2022
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