Tomato emoji

Symbol of dick riding

I added this tomato emoji over a man I’ve been dick riding for a while now. Isn’t it cute?

by you_frickin_fricks November 21, 2022

tomato gusher

When you fill the tip of your uncircumcised penis with V8, you then pinch it off and tell your girlfriend to give you a blowjob.

Maggi: Bro, my girl came over last night looking for snacks
Evers: Please tell me you gave her a tomato gushers

by T3Dude April 21, 2022

Tomato

If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup then considered a smoothie? This isn't a submission it's an actual question

Is it though? Is a tomato that got turned into ketchup considered a smoothie?

by Mango is straight'nt 420 January 2, 2020

Tomatoe Rat

Slang for a fart

That was a juicy tomatoe rat

by SandSlingerSambo February 4, 2024

Les Tomato Les

Les Tomato Les

Les Tomato Les

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Tomato Ramen

A flavor of Maruchan Ramen noodles that was discontinued in the early 2000's due to a "lack of sales" while other flavors that still collect dust on shelves to this day somehow stay in circulation

Bro 1: "Remember that ice cream you told me about? I was looking for it at the store and couldn't find it."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's probably just out of stock. It's bomb af, so I'm not surprised."
Bro 1: "Naw bro. I mean like there wasn't even a spot for it on the shelves."
Bro 2: "ON MY LIFE DUDE. I swear, if those assholes pull some Tomato Ramen type shit, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND."
Bro 1: "Relax bro."
Bro 2: "GET FUCKED, PUSSY."

by |P|R|Y|M|E| August 27, 2021

Gender Studies Tomato-can

God, yeah, wow. There he goes again. Didja see it?

Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024