tomato nose

when ones nose is so bulbous and red it appears to be like a tomato.

Jaime: Hey remember when Fernando was mistaken for Santa Claus last year for his tomato nose? Good times.
Fernando: Hey!!

by Jamsauce927 January 21, 2011

Tomato Hat

Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.

Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night

by drtickles April 21, 2011

fluffy tomato

A. a really "happy" and hot anime character either involving a tomato, or having red hair.

B. fluff·y (flf)
adj. fluff·i·er, fluff·i·est
1.
a. Of, relating to, or resembling fluff.
b. Covered with fluff.
2. Light and airy; soft: fluffy curls; a fluffy soufflé.
3.
a. Light or frivolous: a fluffy musical comedy.
b. Lacking depth or precision; fuzzy: hazy, fluffy thinking that only confused the matter.
fluffi·ly adv.
fluffi·ness n.

1.
a. A widely cultivated South American plant (Lycopersicon esculentum) having edible, fleshy, usually red fruit.
b. The fruit of this plant.
2. Slang A woman regarded as attractive.

Guy1: "mmm mmm did you see that fluffy tomato?"
Guy2: "man that's fresh like spaghetti, I'd eat that up and ask for seconds."

by InfiniteChaos13 June 15, 2010

Awkward Tomatoes

When something awkward happens

Siobhan: Claire, You Walked in Dog Shit
Claire: Awkward Tomatoes

by jessiej May 24, 2011

Tomato Bhaji

To repeatedly tell the same story when drunk.
When your mate repeatedly tells you the same story over and over again whilst drunk, forgetting he's ever told you in the first place.

"Stop tomato bhajiing Jimmy"

"I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...another 5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...pattern continues throughout night until taxi arives to take offender home.

by Darren Webster December 9, 2008

Tomato Sandwich

The act of two persons, (a male/female, male/male, or female/female) performing a goatse and bashing their gaping behinds together.

"Last night my girlfriend and I made a Tomato Sandwich, I'm still sticky!"

by Riskyburrito1997 June 26, 2014

tomatoe fest

When a group of people gather around for a meal of tomatoes. Eating intensively and have orgasmic feelings towards it you don't want to stop. The feeling u get when having sex is equal to a tomatoe fest.

Bro do u feel orgasmic
No it's just a tomatoe fest

Orgasmic feelings going in and out of your body leaving the smell of a tomatoe fest

by The love nugget March 2, 2015