Toaster

Delicious way to unalive oneself.

" OH man, I am so hungry, I'm gonna take a toaster bath"

by Toaster bath enjoyer December 03, 2024

Toaster

A person whose gender identity is a toaster.

If I identify as a toaster, then that is what I objectively am.

by TylerAU89 July 20, 2022

Toaster

Someone who cooks people.

"you're not a toaster! I wonder why they said you were."

by Fifilicious September 28, 2020

Toaster

Toaster

Toaster is toaster!

by Deadmemegod May 13, 2021

Toaster

To be a fan of and or listening to “The Toast” every morning. To know what is the Turdy Lou.

Are you a toaster? Yes I am…Turdy

by Stassilynn October 05, 2023

Toaster

A toaster is THE most dangerous of all the household electrical appliances. It holds a high risk of bursting into flames at any moment, especially when a substance (such as French toast for example) is placed inside.There are no toaster rulebooks. You could put ANYTHING inside. Use at your own discretion
*Caution, do NOT ACTUALLY put French toast in your own toaster*

"Did you hear Harriet set her toaster on fire?"
"HA L moment, imagine still owning a toaster"

by I_hate_toasters December 26, 2023

toaster

a way to refer to someone who is absolutely toasted (high)

don't touch my szechuan sauce you toaster !

by deskglobe April 06, 2022