A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.
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Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this
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1:ur mom gay
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*
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