rick dugan

An internet troll on Strip club review sites. He has created the system for landing drugged out strippers to sleep with him outside the club. He has a fictional family consisting of a wife and two kids , sometimes the wife is gone to prison and he has sole custody...sometimes she is at home cooking. He drinks Jack and coke at the bar of every club he goes to. He sucks Tom Brady's cock weekly. He avoids all meet ups with other strip club fans.

Look at that loser... Tha must be Rick Dugan

by WildBillyAustin April 19, 2022

Uncle Rick

Uncle Rick is that guy who made us cry and laugh, and ultimately want to punch him in the face for his trolls, but would never do so because he somehow managed to squeeze his way onto that pedestal for our favorite author. Basically, he’s the best and the worst and you will never be the same again after reading his books. Specifically Percy Jackson.

Random: ha! You’re crying while reading!? Ugh, geek.
Literally anyone in the fandom: *hands Random Percy Jackson books*
Literally anyone in the fandom: *sees them crying while reading one week later* not so geeky now, huh?
Random: *literally sobbing* wha— how COULD— why— WHY!?!? *whispering* whyyyyyyyyyy
Literally anyone in the fandom: Uncle Rick is why

by I’dWinAFightWithABookInOneHand July 21, 2022

Rick Astley

Rick Astley is an alpha male and the one true god. Bow down to him for eternal greatness and power. Rick Astley could conquer the world within days, but he gives us mercy.

Have you followed RICK ASTLEY on Spotify? If not repent your sins by jumping off a cliff

by HyPeDeatspoo December 13, 2021

Rick Roll

A delicious type of roll made by Richard Paul Astley on 1987

"Never Gonna Give You Up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you." your friend says as he eats his rick roll.

by Your Asian Neighbour February 4, 2023

rick thickener

When someone takes a large dump in your orange juice.

"Dammit, I got another rick thickener this morning. Mondays, am I right?"

by surelyiamblue January 17, 2021

rick roll

When someone uses the link of the YouTube song "Never Gonna Give You Up", by Rick Astley, to troll someone who wants something completely different (most likely 8 year olds getting Rick Rolled for searching free V-Bucks or Robux)

random comment on internet: "OMG FREE V-BUCKS AT (rick roll link)!! CLICK NOW!"
8 year old: "oh wow!" *click*
Rick Astley: "never gonna give you up"
8 year old: "wait this isn't free v-bucks!"

by raLOLSplssubtomeonYT May 25, 2020

Rick Reckons

a man of rural background normally wears flannel and makes you wonder whether not he sleeps with his sister. This person may have a strong odor of chewing tobacco and potted meat. Normally enjoys shooting guns, eating raccoons, voting Republican and talking about potted meat.

"As soon as I saw Terry's lunch was Pabst Blue Ribbon and Spam I knew he was a Rick Reckons."

by King Fezzi March 20, 2017