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Medicine show

An elegant and almost perfect performance of bull-shittery, when telling a lie or selling an absolutely worthless product to a group of people, but acting and speaking in such a manner that even that the person(s) know its bullshit they will still buy the product.

Acting out in the most extreme way when seeing a doctor or health care professonal in order to get desired meds or more powerfull drugs. a common practice when doctor shopping, (puttin on a medicine show!)
I knew he was puttin on a medicine show when the guy at autozone sold me mud tires with snow chains and the 4x4 package after I told him I drive a scooter, and live in downtown L.A. but he made the deal sound so sweet I couldnt pass it up!

When bob got sent to the puzzle factoy he figured he'd make the best of a bad situation by throwing feces at the nursing staff. This medicine show would get him some good drugs for sure!!
by cowboy55 December 25, 2011
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Stretch Show

the stretching of ones ass-cheeks. sometimes toys are shoved up the anus while performing. the only seat is the front row seat! watch out for stretch sauce (keep napkins nearby). come to the stretch show. spreadings shown every stretch Sunday between the hours of 3am-6am
Ryan: hey bud, there's this really cool event i heard about

JR: really what's it called?
Ryan: THE STRETCH SHOW!! I'm the opening act.
JR: really, i'll be there!
Ryan: bring your napkins!
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Night Show

Usually taking place in The Hills... an event where you pop pills snort snow and have sex
Are u sure you wanna party at the Night Show
by Blame Trey February 4, 2019
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show palms

To initiate a hug by, quite literally, showing your palms while your arms are out by your sides.
I didn't think we were all that close but at the end of the night she showed palms so I hugged her goodbye.
by The Dangerous One August 11, 2005
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Donkey show

Whenever a simple job or a task has become convoluted or unorganized to the point it has become a side show. Most often a donkey show can be traced back to one inept person.
Mike:"Oh man! That lighting job became a real donkey show. We were supposed to just move one light three inches, but the owner had us move all the lights in the house!"
by Grimwolf May 12, 2016
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The One Show

Something that is unproductive, ineffective and a complete waste of time.
I fear this activity is becoming a bit like the One Show: utterly fucking pointless.
by iCritic December 9, 2011
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Attack of the Show

G4's flagship show. It used to be cool and about technology, but it sucks ass now and is about dumb shit like "In Your Pants" (A.k.a. "Terrible sex advice") and "ATN After Hours", where they feature a model in a bikini that they supposedly can't show during primetime.
Kevin Rose & Sarah Lane are way better than Olivia Munn. Attack of the Show sucks ass ever since they left.
by John Shmithers August 5, 2008
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